#bland ass shit

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

I don’t think Eddie’s fragile midwestern sensibilities could handle the Tajin/Chamoy combination on a mango. Like I think it genuinely might end him if Latino reader gave it to him.

Like to be honest, I don’t even think he could handle the red sauce from a Taco Bell.

[levbolton]

1000 years of prison to anyone that depicts your ship as a heteronormal bs instead of owning up that people can have a much wider variety of dynamics in relationships

[nessacousland]

Well, I finally finished Dragon Age: Friendship is Magic and that is *my* biggest regret.

[greelin]

the Salt & Pepper Is Seasoning crowd when you introduce cayenne or cumin or garlic or turmeric or thyme or oregano

[cherriko-art]

I go from not drawing for months to being hit with inspiration at midnight when I'm supposed to be studying and furiously sketching like a man possessed

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

s4e17

[ameba-from-space]

Gonna start gatekeeping monsterfucking, the straights are driving me insane

If your monsterfuckery isn't at least a tiny bit queer and gender non-conforming then that shit is not monster fucking that's just a straight couple wearing a costume get that shit outta here

[makorragal-312]

Yeah...I don't really buy that the guy who had a panic attack over his last girlfriend being mistaken for his wife and was more than ready to dump his current one for being a former nun is even going to contemplate proposing to her.

Knowing him, he would be so deep in his eventual gay crisis that he accidentally sends false hints that made Marisol think that he was gonna propose to her. And then, when she's expecting him to get on one knee, he's telling her to go the fuck home and stay there. (because dumping is still hard for him)

[three--rings]

"and that's fine" except it's not

Glad you stopped by to quote the most vague piece of (I'm assuming) a post I made five years ago as if I know what the hell you mean by that.

You fail at anon hate.

Pro-tip for everyone. Any post with more than 50K notes and the OP does not care what the hell you have to say to them. They've heard it before. They've heard literally every possible reaction to their post. They probably blocked notifications a long time ago for it. But some people will come to their inbox anyway to tell them they're wrong.

Oh no. Someone on the internet disagrees with me. Should I throw them a parade?

[hothammies]

i hate when a sequel is so disassociated from its predecessors that it's basically its own thing at that point

[xhanisai]

this is now a Zoe Lee safe blog because you shitheads don't deserve a nice character like her.

god forbid a girl is just NICE.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Dreaming of having a place where I can grill/bbq outside someday because I am so, so tired of going to gatherings with grills controlled by dudes who don't know how to fucking season anything 😭

[lyss-butterscotch]

Man sometimes i wish i didnt come from the genshin fandom because over designing characters is like the worst thing you can do to yourself

[textilesimp]

I LOVE FRUIT if you want me to fall in love with you give me. fruit. give me the fruit. i want natures sugary goodness on my tongue cut me appy slices. gimme a kiwi. gift me a pineapple and i will show you the way my mother and my mothers mother and her mother before her cut her pineapple unlike those HEATHENS who waste like half an inch of seam allowance of pineapple when they cut it. gift me cherries and i will worship you. they are a pair. like us. or give me a pear. we are bonded forever. do you understand me.

[jorrated]

*oc doodle from 2012 on a napkin* *printed copy of the communist manifesto* *notes from when i worked on a homeless shelter* *sonic the comic fanart from last week* *dostoevski book i didn't finish* *sketchbook with only 2 pages drawn in* *pendrive filled with pirated movies* * my literal honest to god passport* *porn i sketched now*

[silberneherze]

whats with the twink cat from zzzenless? i stopped playing after zhu yuan. he just seems nothingburger how is he appealing.. jane doe is right there